It's been a while since I deliberately posted something (thanks, Ike!). My "Survivor" post from the other day was actually something I had created a draft for several months ago and post-dated it "way in the future", and apparently that post-date was this week. Oh well.
Anyway, enjoy this brilliant news item from The Onion.
China Launches First Willing Manned Mission Into Space
My heart goes out to the families...
Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak
This is funny only if you're a hockey fan. Actually, if you're a hockey fan, it's probably not funny because it hits a little too close to home.
NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL Team
I'm sorry if I'm bombarding you with Onion stories, but they are truly the vanguard of topical and irreverent humor in these troubled times.
Them there boys over at the Onion are at it again...
Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film
Brilliant.
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes
"We can only hope that's soon."
Bow down before The Onion
In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?
My favorite line, "And fun to build."
Ahh... The Onion. They (almost) never fail to amuse me. Their video stuff is uniformly brilliant.
Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times
I wish I could take credit for this, but...
Plight Of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie
